I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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