if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
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this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
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He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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