you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I enjoy the company of your penis
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