There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
we're making bets on your personal life
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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