**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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