never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
so let's talk penis.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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