So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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