the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
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Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
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this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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