I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
one might say we're banned from that church
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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