he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
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As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
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He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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