sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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