I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
nutella sex= disaster
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
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