Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
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