Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
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the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
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Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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