I molested 6 butterflies tonight
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
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sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
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I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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