I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
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I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
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I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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