I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
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Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
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I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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