Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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