Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
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Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
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HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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