your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
