Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
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You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
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It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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