so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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