fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
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His new job just became new places to have sex at.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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