Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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