should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
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I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
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My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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