i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
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I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
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We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.