IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it