return my video game
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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