Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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