But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
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if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
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In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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