he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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