the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
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can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
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I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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