There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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