:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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