He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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