Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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