i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
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i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
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THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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