it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
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