Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
she peed on how many people?
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She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
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pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
My bed smells like the plague
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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