Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
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you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
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Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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