This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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