we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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