just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Randomize
