Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
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Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
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I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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