escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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