I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Randomize
