im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
i believe in u and ur pee
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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