Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
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do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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