If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
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best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
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Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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