their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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