You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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