I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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