Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
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I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
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Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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