I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
The best revenge is premature balding
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
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Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
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Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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