You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Brb crying the tears of my youth
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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